Man creates dinosaurs

I was part of something special. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore! Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist?

Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. What do they got in there? King Kong? We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. Checkmate... You really think you can fly that thing? You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows.

Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.

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